The sea fairing folks of Captain Fawcett have teamed up with the adventuresome Jimmy Niggles Esq. to create The Million Dollar Beard Oil. This unique combination of enriching oils is crafted with fresh oceanic scents, earthy notes and an enchanting floral citrus blend. Yes, it literally is gold, with the addition of 23K flakes, it’s like a facial festooning of Spanish doubloons. The Captain would surely be impressed with this rich haul, perfect for jaunts by land or by sea.
Here lies a mysterious tale with a (somewhat) happy ending. Captain Peabody Fawcett R.N. Ret’d vanished in 1905 while attempting to navigate to the source of the Ubangi, a major tributary to the Congo River. It would have seemed that the intrepid Edwardian explorer disappeared without a trace...until an old weathered trunk was purchased at an estate sale. Amongst the seemingly unsalvageable mildewed contents was an exquisite dressing case. Inside were many salves, ointments and the captain’s personal journals detailing his adventures and hardships, advising to “keep a stiff upper lip, regardless” and also a detailed recipe using exotic ingredients for his own personal care. These precise blueprints have been followed faithfully and are now available for the first time in over a century.
Weight: 0.33 oz (10 ml)
Made in the UK
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